This Girl’s Got a Brand New Tit!
Oh, I’ve got such a mad crush on my surgeon, Dr. Ewan … but that’s another story.
[The photo is of the real Ewan McGregor -- lucky me that my surgeon has the same twinkle in his eye. The photo was taken at a charity event called "Not Another Burns Night" in London, UK, which has some meaning that I dare not divulge]. Check out a pretty good photo gallery of the actor at WireImage.
I had my final follow-up with him on Friday the 24th and he discharged me from daily nursing. Hallelujah It’s been 2.5 months and it was such a great feeling and rush to know I don’t have to deal with the daily drama also known as nursing homecare.
All is not lost though. Dr. Ewan told me that he’ll be my doctor for the next few years … I think I said woohoo out loud
The next day I woke up feeling fabulous and wanted to head out to get a new bra and find out how all this prosthetic stuff works. I ended up waiting until Monday.
It was quite easy, and fast! Within 2 hours, I was out of the store wearing my custom-fitted new tit.
I was under the impression that lots of measurements would be taken and it would be a few weeks before I got a prosthetic, so I was pleasantly surprised it was so fast.
I was also pleasantly surprised to find out that the Ministry of Health (Ontario) has a Breast Prosthesis Grant: they pay $195 for each new breast. Although I had to pay the entire amount up-front to the retail store, the store owner gave me all this information I never knew before, in an organized presentation folder, along with multiple copies of my receipt so I can apply for the Grant and eventually submit the remainder balance to my insurance company. The new bra was $105 (it has pockets to fit the new tit – it is NOT part of the Grant and is paid 100% by the cancer patient) and the new tit was almost $400.
I found the PDF file for the Breast Prosthesis Grant online [link opens Ministry of Health site directly].
If you’re in the Mississauga, Ontario area, I recommend Susan’s Fine Lingerie: she’s fantastic and incredibly caring and helpful! [link opens her web site]
It’s only been a few days with the new tit and I’m not quite accustomed to it yet: it weighs about 10 pounds and I feel the need to adjust it in public … which would be socially awkward and inappropriate
It’s nice to start feeling like a girl again …

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Barb! Shame on you! A crush on your surgeon??? Naughty girl! Congratulations on your new titty! Keep up with the positive attitude. Smile!
Comment by Jocey — April 30, 2009 @ 8:00 PM
I know … I’m giggling like the old fool that I am
Comment by Blogger Barb — May 1, 2009 @ 9:24 AM